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Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • And we're up at Strike n Spare so Jen can prebowl. The house on non-league night is weird. Same place, different people. #
  • Jen spared in the fifth frame, first game. I smell pizza!!! #
  • Jen overcomes a rough start, closing with a turkey bacon for a 178! #
  • Note to @dukestl and @schwagner: keep an eye on the snake tweets tonight. Jen is prebowling. #
  • Jen strikes in pizza frame, game two. #
  • Spare game was a little hot and cold in game two. Still, not bad: 140. #
  • Ballroom blitz is perfect bowling music. #
  • And a pizza strike in game three! Get those blotting napkins ready, boys! #
  • Turkey! #
  • Game three: 167! Very nice! #
  • 485 total for Jen. Hella good! Let's seal the deal on Monday, snakes! Thanks to @jimitoofast for filling in for me as well. Over and out. #
  • @dukestl she's done, dog. 485! in reply to dukestl #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • Night off for @schwagner. Sarah's filling in. Let's go, snakes! #
  • So we're getting 96 pins of handicap. Pretty awesome, but then, we have to bowl well I guess. #
  • Six frames in and they've overtaken us. It's going to be a long night. #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 164
    Sarah: 139
    @bsdeluxe: 161
    @dukestl: 170
    We lose! #
  • Tinyduke in tha house! #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 135
    Sarah: 152
    @bsdeluxe: 163
    @dukestl: 238!
    We win! #
  • The new bartender here sucks. No ice in the tiny water cups. In other news: get off my lawn, ya damn whippersnappers! #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 152
    Sarah: 112
    @bsdeluxe: 183
    @dukestl: 204
    We lose. 2/7 points. #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • Strike n Spare is really cheaping out on the water cups. http://twitpic.com/10xtz6 #
  • And a lazy snake to start for @schwagner. #
  • One mark in the first four for @bsdeluxe. Booooooo. #
  • I hate bowling. #
  • We are struggling. Let's keep it close, snakes, and get them next game. #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 177 – good game!
    @schwagner: 126
    @bsdeluxe: 143
    @dukestl: 197
    We lose. :-( #
  • We are not doing that great of a job of defending our recently-earned first place ranking. #
  • Turns out Natalie Portman is the one who's not Kiera Knightly. Also, Joey != Chandler. The things you learn while bowling. #
  • Lazy snake for @bsdeluxe! No fun for anyone. #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 176 – good game again!
    @schwagner: 116
    @bsdeluxe: 159 the wheels fell off at the end.
    @dukestl: 179
    We win! Jiminy. #
  • Jen I tired of carrying us. We are on our own. #
  • Wayne has a turkey bacon to start. Bobby dropped a hambone on us. We're in trouble. #
  • We are getting crushed. #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 146
    @schwagner: 168
    @bsdeluxe: 187
    @dukestl: 157
    We lose. Two points out of five. #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • Should be a quick night. @schwagner is off for reasons unknown. MU / KU to follow at Culp's #
  • What's up, @dukestl?!?!? #
  • First frame snake attack on @schwagner! Hisssssss! #
  • So we're giving Road Kill Crew 101 pins tonight, but we've caught up to them by the sixth frame. Keep it up! #
  • So we're giving Road Kill Crew 101 pins tonight, but we've caught up to them by the sixth frame. Keep it up! #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 157
    @bsdeluxe: 215
    @dukestl: 222 with a turducken to finish!
    We win!!! #
  • Snakes on a noose! @schwagner gets bit again! Hisssssssss! #
  • It's a hambone for @dukestl! He's got a chance to close with a second straight turducken. That's a lot of encapsulated meat! #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 150
    @bsdeluxe: 170
    @dukestl: 222
    We win again! #
  • Gonna take a good tenth to take all 7… #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 121
    @bsdeluxe: 156
    @dukestl: 193
    We lose. 5 out of 7 points though. Not bad! #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • Snakes in the infirmary! Two bad backs, a dinged wrist and a seventies haircut will make for an interesting evening. #
  • So we're getting the most pins that we'll get against any team, and they've caught up to us in the fifth. Snakes, engage! #
  • So basically, @bsdeluxe is dragging down the whole team. #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 175
    @schwagner: 166
    @bsdeluxe: 134
    @dukestl: 214
    We lose. #
  • Jen picks a massive split! #
  • Turkey to start game two for @dukestl. #
  • Higgidy higgidy hambone for @dukestl! #
  • Turkey Bacon for @dukestl! @bsdeluxe saves Jen from pizza purchase. :-( #
  • Veal Burrito, and $600 from Motel 6 for @dukestl! #
  • What is seven? We can't remember what seven is! Turducken? What is nine? Anyway, good bowling, @dukestl! #
  • Oh noes! @dukestl absolutely robbed by the bastard seven pin. No crab legs, but still, good bowling. #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 145
    @schwagner: 152
    @bsdeluxe: 187
    @dukestl: 267!!!
    We win! #
  • Last snake for @dukestl. He bounced it off his ankle and into the gutter. Ambulance! #
  • Ack. Typo. Of course, I meant lazy snake. Oy. #
  • It's gun talk night here at Strike 'n' Spare! #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 159
    @schwagner: 148
    @bsdeluxe: 222
    @dukestl: 194
    We win! 5 out of 7 points! #
  • 675 for @dukestl! Heck yeah! #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • We're bowling the blind tonight, so it should be a quick one. Well, quick for us at least. #
  • Jen is saved by @schwagner again. No pizza in game one. :-( #
  • Lots of nine counts for @dukestl. Fortunately, his spare game is strong. #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 133
    @schwagner: 137
    @bsdeluxe: 159
    @dukestl: 200
    We win! #
  • Turkey to start game two for Jen! #
  • Hambone to start for @dukestl! #
  • The most brutal leave for @bsdeluxe: A solid ten pin would have been bad enough. The five slides to the 7.5 spot. Oy. #
  • The one time Jen gets a strike in the fifth, we can't help her out. No pizza in game two. :( :( #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 173
    @schwagner: 126
    @bsdeluxe: 138
    @dukestl: 225
    We win again! #
  • Heat wave! http://twitpic.com/xqfse #
  • Jen starts game three with strike, lazy snake, spare to cover. Wooo! #
  • Jen saved by @schwagner yet again. #
  • Turkey bacon for @dukestl! #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 150
    @schwagner: 144
    @bsdeluxe: 200
    @dukestl: 246!
    We win all seven points! #
  • 671 for @dukestl! Hella good! #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • A night off for @dukestl while he attends to family stuff. #
  • Can't prepay pitchers at happy hours prices anymore. Gotta start a tab. Difference? Nothing. So weird! #
  • Tough sledding so far tonight. Also: tough bowling. #
  • Lazy snake for @bsdeluxe following a strike. Built his house upon a foundation of sand. #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 132
    @schwagner: 146
    @bsdeluxe: 135
    We lose! #
  • Time to sloooooooow down the ball speed. #
  • Pete Zei dropped the first 7 on us! #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 143
    @schwagner: 156
    @bsdeluxe: 171
    We lose, again. #
  • It's official: we are the slowest bowlers in the league. #
  • Finally, Jen and Andrew build their houses on the rock of Jesus. #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 174
    @schwagner: 156
    @bsdeluxe: 156
    We win! 2 points! #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • Snakes bid a fond farewell to @jimitoofast. Godspeed, and may we see you subbing in the future. #
  • Back to back splits to start for @bsdeluxe. Signs and portents? #
  • Snake attack! Antivenin for @dukestl! #
  • Jen is carrying the team with 3 of the first 4. #
  • @bsdeluxe saves jen from pizza again. #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 163
    @schwagner: 214!!!
    @bsdeluxe: 172
    @dukestl: 190
    We win! #
  • Hambone for @schwagner! #
  • Snake attack on @bsdeluxe! #
  • @bsdeluxe saves the wife yet again. #
  • @dukestl follows up with a non strike as well. He felt sorry for @bsdeluxe. #
  • Front five for @schwagner. Fell just short of getting $600 from Motel 6. It's 8 in a row if you count the tenth frame of the last game. #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 142
    @schwagner: 202
    @bsdeluxe: 154
    @dukestl: 150
    We lose! #
  • Third game in a row, @bsdeluxe saves jen. #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 151
    @schwagner: 156
    @bsdeluxe: 165
    @dukestl:
    We win! 5 points out of 7! Way to start the second half, Snakes! #
  • Sorry, typo. @dukestl ended with a 224!!! Nice game @dukestl! #

Snake Tweets! by Bob

  • Bowling the blind tonight. It's total bullshit that they get to bring their dogs into a bowling alley. Kuma is much friendlier! #
  • Game one:
    Jen: 127
    Sarah: 86
    @bsdeluxe: 189
    @dukestl: 190
    We win! #
  • You know you're overthinking it when you are feeling the perfect game pressure in the fourth frame. Nice split, @bsdeluxe! Good turkey tho. #
  • Turkey + Veal Burrito = 232 = high game of the season for @bsdeluxe. #
  • Game two:
    Jen: 140
    Sarah: 120
    @bsdeluxe: 232
    @dukestl: 174
    We win! #
  • It's car talk here at Strike N Spare. The blind team is not participating. And for good reason. @dukestl misses driving his stick. #
  • Lazy snake for @dukestl! #
  • Holy shit! 601 for @bsdeluxe! High series, this year and last! #
  • Game three:
    Jen: 127
    Sarah: 108
    @bsdeluxe: 180
    @dukestl: 208
    We win!!!! All 7 points! We don't finish the first half in last place! #